oxymoronica
Basics
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Location:
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I am looking for:Man
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Zip Code:34711
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Age:47
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Height:5 ft. 2 in.
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Body:Average
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Ethnicity:White
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Education:Masters Degree
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Job:Education
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Has Kids:Yes, living with me
ABOUT
I crave intellectual and witty conversation. I crave new experiences. I crave laughing on and off throughout my day. I crave a partner who has/wants to see the world. I crave a person who is thoughtful and kind. I crave someone who is self deprecating and goofy.
I am all of the above.
I am also classy enough to meet your mom, witty enough to impress your friends, rock n roll enough to fit in at dive bars, and outdoorsy enough to rough it in the woods.
I have kids and dogs, so if you’re allergic to either of those, I’m not the chick for you.
What I am looking for
I am not a princess and don’t want to be anyone’s queen. I expect to be an equal in a relationship. I mow my own grass (don’t like it), coach my kids’ sorts teams (‘cause I’m awesome), can change my own tire (if I had to), and can take down a drum set and not scratch the crash!
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